DEAN HRBACEK: LYING LARDASS

Let me introduce you to Dean Hrbacek, repuke and former mayor of Sugarland, TX.

You guys remember Sugarland, yes?

Sugarland. Home to

So anyhoo, this Dean dude is among 10 repukes seeking the nomination to run against U.S. Rep. Nick Lampson, D-Stafford.

And in keeping with the repuke tradition we have all come to know so well, Dean has a new campaign brochure thingie going on. You know, his "record" speaks for itself yada yada. Refer to Photo 1.

EXCEPT

Dean's photo in the brochure is, well, "altered" a tad.

That's his head in it, alright.

But the nice slim bod?

Oh, fuck no.

That's SOMEBODY ELSE'S BOD with Dean's head Photoshopped on it.

That's right, baby.

And you are not going to believe the excuse his campaign manager came up with when Dean was busted in his lie.

Get this.

"Hrbacek has been so busy meeting voters that he had no time to take a full-length, genuine photo for the political mailing," according to campaign manager Scott Broschart.

Too busy for a genuine photo.

Now by this time, you guys know me pretty well, yes?

And YOU KNOW I just had to find some photos of the real Dean bod.

I did.

Look at this lardass.

Left to Right, Jabba The Dean with asshat TX Gov. Rick "The Coiffure" Perry

There's an entire Flickr photo show of
*cough* "I am not a pig, I have thyroid probs" Dean right here.

Too busy for a genuine photo.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!

Oink.

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JAKE IS 6

Happy Birthday, Jake.

Granny loves you.

A lot.

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THE COWBOY

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GRAY MATTER

Guest post by my friend, Capt. Bat Guano.

(click to enlarge)

Good day Hillites, Capt. Bat Guano here with a
"what's wrong with this picture" challenge.

Since I won Hill's little contest I had to/was allowed to do a guest posting. Not being a political pundit or some towering intellect, I went for the easy way out.

Hopefully I have picked something that is not overly vague, but that's fun and mentally stimulating. The ability, or inability to identify what's wrong with this picture will tell us something about where you grew up or maybe lived for a while.

Anyway, enough of my blather, let the guessing begin. I'll tell who won, or the answer if no one guesses correctly, at 9:00 p.m. Hill Country time.

*THANK YOU, Capt!*

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AH YES, THE VAPID ONE

Grab your barf bag.

My *cough* fave vapid "anchor" speaks.

And giggles.

And bitches.

And

Well, you'll see...



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What an asshole, yes?

HELL, yes!

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Well, here, I'll let the classy Whitney say it for me, m'kay?

WASTED

So this idiot dude over in Germany set his apartment on fire accidentally.

Sort of.

OK, here's what happened.

The dude, name unknown but easy to recognize (the one with the singed off eyebrows) was having a good ole time drinking whiskey from a

No problemo.

Except

He decided he needed just ONE MORE SIP.

He took it.

Problemo.

Instead of whiskey, said idiot drank

That's right, baby.

He got his whiskey and his gasoline mixed up.

So anyway, he chugs a lug of gasoline.

PROJECTILE SPIT!

Right out onto the

in the room.

FLASH!

FIRE!!!

So seriously now, HOW FUCKED UP DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO CONFUSE YOUR WHISKEY WITH YOUR GASOLINE?!???

According to the article, this idiot had GASOLINE in a flask.

Now I have a question, OK?

WHY?

Why in the flying fuck would you EVER put gasoline in a flask?

Color me reasonable here, but seems to me, that would sort of be a signal to your brain that you were really were batshit crazy.

As in cuckoo.

Premium or unleaded?

Both!

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© 2008 HillCountryGal

Radar Love

PERCEPTIONS

It's all about perceptions, isn't it?

So tell me.

What do you see?

Pain

or

Pleasure?

Huh?

Why are you being quiet all of a sudden?

Tell me!

:)

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