THE PET

So Dani (dude) and Tasha (dudette) got all dressed up.

Well, for them it was dressed up.

And they beebopped to the bus stop and when the bus arrived, they got on.

Only to be promptly thrown off the bus.

The reason?

The bus driver barked at 'em: "No dogs allowed."

Tacky, you say?

Discriminatory, you think?

Huh.

Well, let's examine the issue, shall we?

Here they are, as they were dressed on said day.

That's right, baby.

Dani (dude) had a LEASH around Tasha's (dudette) neck.

Uh huh, a leash.

Now here's where Granny damn near got the vapors, m'kay?

"I am a pet, I generally act animal like and I lead a really easy life,"
Tasha said.

"I AM A PET."

A fucking PET.

Tasha's not Dani's equal.

She's not even his gorked out Fundie wife/girlfriend required to walk 2 paces behind him.

Nuh huh.

She's his PET.

Smelling salts. Now!

:)

© 2008 HillCountryGal

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

THE SHOOTING

So these 2 dudes in Australia were out hunting

eggs.

That's right, baby. Croc eggs.

One of the dudes, Jason Grant, apparently never saw "Lake Placid" because he was, well, feeling around for the croc eggs in the murky water.

Sure enough, Mama Croc wasn't happy about her eggs getting stolen so she did what any pissed off Mama Croc would do.

She chomped down on Jason's arm.

Jason: "A croc's got hold of my arm. Shoot it!!!"

His bud Zac Fitzgerald did.

BOOM!

Jason: "The croc, you asshole!! The croc!!"

Jason is recovering in a hospital.

Jason and Zac must not be good friends, you know?

After all, really good friends

shoot each other in the face with buckshot all the time.

And the shootee fucking apologizes to the shooter.

Be a standup dude, Jason!

Apologize to Zac......

.....for having your arm in the bullet's path.

:)

© 2008 HillCountryGal

Blatant Blogwhoring

Ya 'all stop by and say HOW-DEE, ya hear? Just click on the picture.....

Hill has no computer!!

I know we are all going through "Hill withdrawal" here in the Hill Country. But we're not the only ones. Check out who else is very, very sad about the lack of our daily Hill.

This kid from Dawson's Creek had a near meltdown when he logged onto Hill Country this morning.

This little girl was not only sad - but MAD as hell!! She said she ain't eating her peas until Hill is back online.

This woman (man? who the hell knows) can't take one more minute without Hill's videos.

Keith Olbermann is trying to be brave, but says he is so upset he may not be able to do his show this evening.

Even cartoon babies are freaking out!

When Britney Spears heard the news, she said "Now what the hell am I going to do to pass the time while I'm in rehab!?!?!"

This tragic young woman ruined her eye make-up!!

Even this fucker was sad. Wait..........I think those are crocodile tears.

Here's how he really feels. Don't let this asshat be happy geek squad!! Get Hill's computer fixed FAST!!

**Posted by C.J.

DEAN HRBACEK: LYING LARDASS

Let me introduce you to Dean Hrbacek, repuke and former mayor of Sugarland, TX.

You guys remember Sugarland, yes?

Sugarland. Home to

So anyhoo, this Dean dude is among 10 repukes seeking the nomination to run against U.S. Rep. Nick Lampson, D-Stafford.

And in keeping with the repuke tradition we have all come to know so well, Dean has a new campaign brochure thingie going on. You know, his "record" speaks for itself yada yada. Refer to Photo 1.

EXCEPT

Dean's photo in the brochure is, well, "altered" a tad.

That's his head in it, alright.

But the nice slim bod?

Oh, fuck no.

That's SOMEBODY ELSE'S BOD with Dean's head Photoshopped on it.

That's right, baby.

And you are not going to believe the excuse his campaign manager came up with when Dean was busted in his lie.

Get this.

"Hrbacek has been so busy meeting voters that he had no time to take a full-length, genuine photo for the political mailing," according to campaign manager Scott Broschart.

Too busy for a genuine photo.

Now by this time, you guys know me pretty well, yes?

And YOU KNOW I just had to find some photos of the real Dean bod.

I did.

Look at this lardass.

Left to Right, Jabba The Dean with asshat TX Gov. Rick "The Coiffure" Perry

There's an entire Flickr photo show of
*cough* "I am not a pig, I have thyroid probs" Dean right here.

Too busy for a genuine photo.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!

Oink.

:)

© 2008 HillCountryGal

JAKE IS 6

Happy Birthday, Jake.

Granny loves you.

A lot.

:)

© 2008 HillCountryGal

THE COWBOY

:)

© 2008 HillCountryGal