Tuesday, February 5, 2008

CHEW ON THIS


China got the munchies.

That's right, baby.

You know how it is.

Long day, a little stress here and yonder, playtime, some salivating....

Poof!

Next thing you know, 4 of your toes have been chewed the fuck off.

And your ass was sound asleep and you didn't even realize it.

The thing that wakes you up is your frantic roommate shaking you (while studiously avoiding your bloody nubs) back to daylight.

Ain't lying here!

"Kentucky resident, Terri Smith, 27, didn’t realize what had happened until his roommate, Tim Cantrell, found him in his bed with a blood-covered left foot Wednesday morning.

Cantrell said that Smith had been in an accident five years ago, which left him paralyzed from the waist down.

The five-month-old pit bull, named China, chewed off the toes as Smith lay in bed."

Eeny, Meny, Miny, Moe

Alpo!

:)

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