O NO

So let's say you buy a product and it doesn't perform up to par.

What to do, what to do?

Well, if you're a savvy consumer, after you have tried and tried but received no satisfaction from the retailer, you take the next logical step.

You file a complaint with Consumer Protection.

Now, if you're here in the good ole USA, you'll get laughed at. By Consumer Protection. Dubyaland, you know....

However, if you're in Romania, watch out!

The agency will actually go to bat, so to speak, for you.

Case in point.

Dude, mid 40s, bought himself a blowup doll.

Uh huh, he did.

And not just any blowup doll, either.

No sir, his doll moaned.

Uh huh, it did.

So he enjoyed the *fellowship* of his *cough* lady for a bit and then she got a headache.

She quit moaning.

BTW, I Googled "blowup dolls" and and found this ^^^^^ lovely creature.

Now where was I?

Oh yeah, his baby quit moaning.

It also deflated "too quickly."

Gawdhelpme, I can't hardly type this.

BWAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHHAAA!

Where was I?

Oh yeah, complaint.

So Consumer Protection there in Romania, after carefully "testing" said *companion,* not only fined the sex shop £600 but ordered it to give Blue Balls Dude a new lady friend.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

Let's look at the Alien Babe one more time, shall we?

She was obtained through the Freedom of Information Act.

Declassified.

Absolute fave among the Minutemen.

And now you know where the term "Minutemen" comes from, too.

'Sup, pendejo?

:)

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