KO'S BALLS

Ever wonder what

look like?

Well, wonder no more.

After Keith's fucking MAGNIFICENT Special Comment Thursday night,

this I know.

These

are

KO's

balls.

Questions?

:)

© 2007 HillCountryGal

Note: :)

SAVING ARLEN

*shiver*

OK, so yesterday, Arlen The Worthless got his panties all tied up in a knot when Sen. Harry Reid called Arlen

Dubya's "Puppet."

Yeah, he did.

He took OFFENSE to being called The Puppet.

BooFuckingHoo

So today, once again, we're gonna do the Poll thingie....

Uh huh, we are.

:)

Opinion Polls & Market Research

One more thing.

Arlen annoys me. Seriously.

He really fucking annoys the caca right outta me.

OK, let's vote!

:)

© 2007 HillCountryGal

Note: Desperado

THE LOCAL NEWS

So this is my local Austin TV news.

Our very own lovely & sweet Margaret will verify that I am NOT lying.

OK, wait a minute.

First, you need to know that the sorta "OFFICIAL" logo for Austin is

"Keep Austin Weird."

Now, in keeping with the "Keep Austin Weird" theme, our local TV news stations do, well, just that.

They're very much a Hippie Dippie News thingie.

Oh sure, if it bleeds, it leads

but only for a minute or so.

Then it rolls over into traditional Austin news.

Which is 99% of the time either a local festival story OR some cute pet story.

Ain't lying.

That's just Austin.

So I was watching the news last night and right there, yes, right there in vibrant living color, I see the following story.

I'll link it up for you in a minute.

So I'm watching this and reading the graphics on the screen while the vid is rolling, and I SWEAR TO YOU, I damn near pissed my pants I was laughing so hard.

OK, Here's the link.

BE SURE & CLICK THE "ELECTRIC MENORAH AGLOW AT STATE CAPITOL AS HANUKKAH BEGINS" box thingie, then click on "Play All Checked."

For those of you who have dial-up or whatever, let me tell you what the graphics in the vid say, m'kay?

Ready?

Chanukah In The Hood

Ain't lying!

Chanukah In The Hood

So in the spirit of, well, the Hill spirit, let me just say

Shalom

'Sup

:)

© 2007 HillCountryGal

Note: Texas Rocking Blues! (RIP, Stevie)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAM!

Happy Birthday, my friend!

May your days be filled with

and

good

and your nights with

and

:)



Hey, Pam


always.

:)

© 2007 HillCountryGal

Note: For my friend Pam. Yeah, baby!

A SHORT STORY - THE PERFECT SUNDAY AFTERNOON (FOR MEN)

perfect

is this.

+

+

+

+

+

+

+

while

getting

a

Don't EVEN try

to deny.

:)

© 2007 HillCountryGal

Note: Venus!

THE CHRISTMAS TREE

So today, we're decorating the Christmas tree.

Hill-style, of course.

No. 1

Get that squished thing out of the box and wrestle it up on the stand.

No. 2

Self-explanatory....

No. 3

Haul out the giganto Tupperware thingies crammed full of Christmas tree decorations. IGNORE the layers of dirt on 'em.

Y'all just THOUGHT I was a Latina woman. NOT TRUE.

I live in the country and am just continually COVERED in several layers of dirt.

No. 4

Wrap the Christmas Tree skirt featuring a, um, not-well looking Santa, around the base of the tree.

No. 5

Spread out the Christmas tree limbs and fluff those puppies *UP*

No. 6

Add the STRANDS of LIGHTS.

Hate those regular Christmas tree lights that cover the entire tree, hence, flowing strands.

3 HOURS later....

Elvis has left the building!

Oh, yeah, outside looking in.

Don't be shy now.

I showed you mine.

Now show me yours!

:)

© 2007 HillCountryGal

Note: OK, double treat today. Classic Garou. First up, "Je Suis Le Meme."



Next, well, this one just blew me away. Garou. "When A Man Loves A Woman."

THE SATURDAY

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA!!!

:)

© 2007 HillCountryGal

Note: Well, it IS Saturday, yes?