TAOSC
Yea! It's Monday.
Time for
The Adventures of Stupid Criminals.
So up in Akron these 2 dudes decided they really, really wanted $10 worth of candy.
Problem was, they were short $10.
Ah-ha. Problem solved.
They would rob a convenience store of $10 worth of candy.
That's like, what, about 10 candy bars, yes?
Anyway, they immediately encountered their first obstacle.
The weapon.
So I imagined what that conversation must have been like.
Dude #1: "You got a gun?"
Dude #2: "Nope."
Dude #1: "Knife?"
Dude #2: "Nope."
Dude #1: "Baseball bat?"
Dude #2: "Nope.
Dude #1: "Tire iron?"
Dude #2: "Negative."
Dude #1: "Killer fists?"
Dude #2: "Nope."
Dude #1: Snowball?"
Dude #2: "HELL yeah."
Yea! It's Monday.
Time for
The Adventures of Stupid Criminals.
So up in Akron these 2 dudes decided they really, really wanted $10 worth of candy.
Problem was, they were short $10.
Ah-ha. Problem solved.
They would rob a convenience store of $10 worth of candy.
That's like, what, about 10 candy bars, yes?
Anyway, they immediately encountered their first obstacle.
The weapon.
So I imagined what that conversation must have been like.
Dude #1: "You got a gun?"
Dude #2: "Nope."
Dude #1: "Knife?"
Dude #2: "Nope."
Dude #1: "Baseball bat?"
Dude #2: "Nope.
Dude #1: "Tire iron?"
Dude #2: "Negative."
Dude #1: "Killer fists?"
Dude #2: "Nope."
Dude #1: Snowball?"
Dude #2: "HELL yeah."
Which brings up something else, too.
How much of an out-n-out *pussy* do you have to be to be robbed at snowball-point?
Hell, if I had been the robbed clerk, I do believe I would have chewed off both my hands at the wrist to prevent my ass from dialing 911 to report that I gave it up because I got hit with a SNOWBALL.
Stay frosty, baby.
:)
© 2007 HillCountryGal
Note: "Into the Night" - Chad Kroeger/Santana
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