WASTED

So this idiot dude over in Germany set his apartment on fire accidentally.

Sort of.

OK, here's what happened.

The dude, name unknown but easy to recognize (the one with the singed off eyebrows) was having a good ole time drinking whiskey from a

No problemo.

Except

He decided he needed just ONE MORE SIP.

He took it.

Problemo.

Instead of whiskey, said idiot drank

That's right, baby.

He got his whiskey and his gasoline mixed up.

So anyway, he chugs a lug of gasoline.

PROJECTILE SPIT!

Right out onto the

in the room.

FLASH!

FIRE!!!

So seriously now, HOW FUCKED UP DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO CONFUSE YOUR WHISKEY WITH YOUR GASOLINE?!???

According to the article, this idiot had GASOLINE in a flask.

Now I have a question, OK?

WHY?

Why in the flying fuck would you EVER put gasoline in a flask?

Color me reasonable here, but seems to me, that would sort of be a signal to your brain that you were really were batshit crazy.

As in cuckoo.

Premium or unleaded?

Both!

:)

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