....Land of the Idiots.
What the hell is it with the peeps down in Florida?
Too much sunshine?
Too many Cuba Libras?
What????
Well, OK, if you lived in a state that looked like
I guess you might beBug.Fuck.Crazy slightly daffy, too.
Well, not really.
Just cause you live in a state that looks like Gorbachev's Turismo does not grant you license to go seriously stupid.
Or maybe it does.
Who knows?
So here's the deal.
Residents of Baker County, Florida, were in a tizzy when they were CONVINCED an orangutan was on the loose and prowling the neighborhoods.
That's right.
An ORANGUTAN.
So in comes the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission to trap some orangutan ass.
Their bait?
Doughnuts at the base of the "ORANGUTAN" tree, of course.
Turns out, the ORANGUTAN was nothing more than a fox squirrel.
That's right.
A FOX SQUIRREL.
Which residents of Baker County had alternately described as an ORANGUTAN and/or a "BIG ORANGE BALL OF FUR."
Let's examine this issue a tad closer, shall we?
Orangutan
Fox Squirrel
Big Orange Ball of Fur
Why, yes, I can certainly understand the confusion.
Can't you?
Sunshine State, my ass.
:)
What the hell is it with the peeps down in Florida?
Too much sunshine?
Too many Cuba Libras?
What????
Well, OK, if you lived in a state that looked like
I guess you might be
Well, not really.
Just cause you live in a state that looks like Gorbachev's Turismo does not grant you license to go seriously stupid.
Or maybe it does.
Who knows?
So here's the deal.
Residents of Baker County, Florida, were in a tizzy when they were CONVINCED an orangutan was on the loose and prowling the neighborhoods.
That's right.
An ORANGUTAN.
So in comes the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission to trap some orangutan ass.
Their bait?
Doughnuts at the base of the "ORANGUTAN" tree, of course.
Turns out, the ORANGUTAN was nothing more than a fox squirrel.
That's right.
A FOX SQUIRREL.
Which residents of Baker County had alternately described as an ORANGUTAN and/or a "BIG ORANGE BALL OF FUR."
Let's examine this issue a tad closer, shall we?
Orangutan
Fox Squirrel
Big Orange Ball of Fur
Why, yes, I can certainly understand the confusion.
Can't you?
Sunshine State, my ass.
:)
© 2007 HillCountryGal
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