Saturday, November 17, 2007


...OR "How The British Are Nailing Diabetes"

So the British are light-years ahead of the rest of the world in treating diabetes.

Specifically, diabetic comas.

Here's what they've discovered.

If you have a seizure and lapse into a diabetic coma while riding a public bus, British 5-O is called.

Not sure if the British call 'em 5-O's or not.

Prolly not.

More like Arse-O's.

Anyhoo, the British Arse-O's are medically trained to deal with someone in a diabetic coma.

Not lying here.

You know what they do?

They taser your diabetic coma arse.

Not once.


Apparently, it shocks the sugars back to the normal range.

Well, you know how it is.

If you can STOP the heart by tasering and then maybe restart it with the 2nd tasering, voila!

Everything, including hypoglycemia, sorta automatically readjusts.

But here's the kicker.

The dude who was TASERED TWICE while in a diabetic coma was TASERED TWICE because, in addition to being in a diabetic coma, British police thought

Diabetic Coma dude looked EGYPTIAN.

That's right, baby.


Tasered While Looking Egyptian.

And you know what?

They were spot on, too!

Well, look for yourself.

I mean, the resemblance just makes you all shivery and shit, yes?


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